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An abomination and planning maladministration, or a favour for a developer?


PLANNING FAVOUR? - Hailsham Road, Herstmonceux - Housing development in the village above Lime Wood, clearly designed by climate morons and allowed by the Parish and District councils. Sir David would not be amused as to the blight on nature. To make matters worse, there appears to be a brown smelly discharge into the stream at the foot of what was a lovely little country ramble. Now it is this insane artificial hillside!



Wealden District Councillors are frightened of their bully-boy officers, and effectively in their pockets. They are to all intents climate cowards, prepared to watch mass extinctions directly in proportion to what they are allowing to be built - all the while milking the system for expenses - on what they see as a never ending gravy-train.


In our book that makes anyone who does not stand up for Planet Earth: Climate Criminals.


In turn, developers are allowed to blackmail the officers and the members with threats of non-development. We say that suits us fine. Don't develop - unless it is sustainable and affordable. Take a hike.


We want developers with integrity, who are not so much concerned about their house in Malibu, but want to serve their community by building affordable housing - that is sustainable.


Do you know any developers like that? They are as rare as rocking horse shit.




Greenhouse Gas Awards contender, Wealden District Council


REPEAT OFFENDERS - It's no wonder that Extinction Rebellion is gathering such momentum with councils all over England carrying on as if there was no crisis. The carbon footprint for Herstmonceux village has rocketed because of all the failings of the members of Wealden to tackle climate change and set a good example. Wealden's councillors have granted planning permission for hundreds of houses without solar panels or electric vehicle charging points. If this example by every town and village in the United Kingdom, then our country would be one of the worst polluters in the world on a per square kilometer basis. The councillors you voted for are partly responsible for killing hundreds of species. It makes us want to glue ourselves to something. Peacefully mind you. This village is a contender for the Greenhouse Gas award 2019.




A271 Gardner Street -

Affordable Housing - for an agricultural worker on a local wage

Chapel Row & Church Road -

Clarion Group - Homes, sold Shit Creek to Latimer in 2018

Community Infrastructure Levy - CIL payments, where is the money going?

Crapper - Thomas, a plumber who invented and promoted sanitary appliances: "Going for a crap"

Environment Agency - England's Governmental department for prevention of water contamination

Gleeson (M J) Developments - Was involved in Herstmonceux's Shit Creek

Guardian, The - May 2020, terrible name, terrific sitcom

Herstmonceux Parish Council - Village

How Much - £Does it cost to build houses in the UK in 2020

Human excrement, shit, faeces, crap, turds, taking a dump

Human Rights -

James Brokenshire - Policies created renting society, perpetuating financial slavery

Latimer Homes - Property developers with interest in land at Herstmonceux for house building

Lime Cross -

Links - To other shit creek websites

Margaret Thatcher - Poll tax and social housing sell off

New Zealand - Bill English's economics based on borrowing, more and more

Potty Training - Wealden tried to take away toilets despite Health & Safety Regulations 1992

Rape if the Countryside 

Robin Hood - Robbing from the poor to give to the rich

Schitt's Creek - Excellent Canadian comedy series, 

                      Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Emily Hampshire

                      Chris Elliot, Tim Rozon, Dustin Milligan, Sarah Levy

Shit Creek - Herstmonceux, East Sussex

Sewage Treatment -

Southern Water Company -

Sussex Police - failures to investigate planning related crime, gives corrupt planners free reign

Thakeham Homes - Did a lot of the Shit Creek negotiations with Wealden

Tim Watson's - 2015 planning application for 70 houses

Up shit creek without a paddle

Victoria Road 

Wealden District Council

Wells - Historic monuments at risk from groundwater contamination in Herstmonceux





THE BROWN CLIFFS OF WEALDEN - You've heard of the White Cliffs of Dover, but in Wealden they prefer a nice shade of rust-brown. It matches their shitty decision making!





SUSPICIOUS DISCHARGE - Talking of which, this brown trickle stinks to high heaven of untreated sewage, and is draining into a local watercourse. We have no idea what the milky trickle in from the smaller pipe.




CLIMATE CHANGE COP OUTS - The United Nations' climate summit talks are known as COP (= Conference Of the Parties). During these global discussions action for climate policy is negotiated. In 2018 50 high profile companies published an open letter to the UN calling for more action to curb climate change. So far with over twenty-four years of haggling the arctic ice is still melting - and faster than ever. No wonder so many high profile people and corporations are worried, but not Wealden. In this District we are still granting planning consents for houses without electric vehicle charging points. What are this council like? It's criminal. But who elected the members. Yes, you did! So elect someone who knows about climate changing for the good of your children.



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